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DC City Council to the Rescue! (burp)  

Tuesday - October 18, 2005
I went to a party a few years ago with a friend who brought along a pocket breathalyzer as a sort of conversation piece. For kicks, I decided to test myself after each drink I consumed. To my amazement, the device was wildly inconsistent.

The DC Justice League: poised to save happy hour for us all!
A couple beers registered me at anywhere between .01 and .08. It all depended on...? How I held it? I learned that this was the same type of device police used in the field. My friend, a seasoned alcoholic with a few DUI's, told me that a cop will test you in the field, and based on the (wildly varying) result, will decide whether or not to bring you in and test you on the official, super-accurate machine. Based on its result, charges will be brought or not.

Unbeknownst to everyone in the district until last week, DC's legal limits were dangerously low. Someone (a lawyer no less) learned that DC's legal limit is .01 and that DC cops could haul you in on mere suspicion. The news media pounced on the issue. Bar and restaurant owners were outraged. Drinkers were, well, very upset. This is DC damn it! We need happy hour! We need liquor to help us unwind and sleep at night, and thick black coffee (or mocha espresso) to kick start us in the morning!

Thank goodness for the DC City Council! They sprang in to action today in an emergency (yes, emergency) session and unanimously voted to raise the legal limit to .05. I guess they felt abolishing limits all together would be irresponsible. Anyway, all has been remedied... just in time for happy hour. 

Posted at 05:52 PM

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